Well folks, today marks a strange and disturbing confluence of events. An intersection of an auspicious — dare I say momentous — nature will come about this evening. It is indeed a sort of culimination that can leave a lasting impression for generations to come.
I’m speaking of course of the fact that tonight’s RDA falls on Talk Like A Pirate Day
The heavens do tremble.
And so:
Tonight on RDA, we`ll be celebratin’ this historic occassion as only we can. Fer th’ entire five hour run o’ th’ show, Gene an’ I will be talkin’ like sea dogs. More than likely this will result in a large portion o’ th’ audience doubtin’ th’ existence o’ a good an’ lovin’ creator, but what th’ hell . . . ought be funny, if nothin’ else. So make plans t’ listen t’ idiocy on th’ high seas! Avast, me hearties! Prepare t’be boarded, Radio Dead ARRRR style!
Raise th’ sails! Hoist th’ anchor! Shiver me timbers! Keel-haul th’ monkey! It’s a pirates life fer me, matey!
(Oh yeah. I’m going to be sweating Monster by the time tonight’s over.)